I ran my first 10K!

Well I did it! After signing up with only 5 weeks to go from zero to hero I completed my very first 10K with 1 hour and 6 minutes on the clock. Was it hard work? Yes. Did I really have to push myself? You betcha. Did I nearly vomit in front of my entire town at the finish line? Oh yes! In truth, the 10K was a lot harder than I expected. I trained for it with the goal of finishing it in exactly an hour but as the race grew closer and closer I started to realise that was kind of unrealistic for a first timer. To get myself back on track I changed my goal and decided that just finishing it without collapsing, vomiting or breaking any limbs would be a big enough achievement. 

My boobs are getting bigger

Sorry to be the Queen of over share but my boobs seem to have taken on a life of their own. Last time I checked I hadn’t ingested any sort of ‘Miracle Grow’ formula that makes your lady lumps magically swell by a cup size and a half, but in the past fortnight that is exactly what has happened. I know what you’re thinking. ‘She’s obviously pregnant.’ I can confirm that is not the case. Mother Nature has provided me with definitive proof, so a bun in the oven is not the underlying cause of my blossoming cupcakes.